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[ mary jane watson has a brand new admirer.
this is nothing new. if anything, she thinks she should have more admirers. there can never be too much adulation. really, have you taken a good look at her lately? she's kind of fab. she just has to admit this is new, even for her. the level of weird she is used to doesn't include ghost ships or strange beings attaching themselves to her hip.
for one, it's not even human. for another, it is a startlingly bright shade of yellow. it also won't stop following her around, asking for what appears to be a banana. so that's what she's doing. looking for a banana to give it, so maybe it will leave her alone.
except it's kind of cute. and does everything she tells it to, at least half the time. she might just end up keeping it.
we have no idea who decided mary jane should acquire a minion of her very own, but it is safe to say the universe is decidedly screwed. god help you all if there are more of them. ]
this is nothing new. if anything, she thinks she should have more admirers. there can never be too much adulation. really, have you taken a good look at her lately? she's kind of fab. she just has to admit this is new, even for her. the level of weird she is used to doesn't include ghost ships or strange beings attaching themselves to her hip.
for one, it's not even human. for another, it is a startlingly bright shade of yellow. it also won't stop following her around, asking for what appears to be a banana. so that's what she's doing. looking for a banana to give it, so maybe it will leave her alone.
except it's kind of cute. and does everything she tells it to, at least half the time. she might just end up keeping it.
we have no idea who decided mary jane should acquire a minion of her very own, but it is safe to say the universe is decidedly screwed. god help you all if there are more of them. ]
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