Who does he think he is? For starters, an ex-alcoholic and someone who knows his way around what alcohol does to the human body for reasons not necessarily related to his pub crawling days. He would get his victims drunk, sometimes, would deliberately inebriate them to various states of intoxication depending on what he planned to do with them...

Though right now, he looks more like a deer caught in the headlights, unsure of whether he should cross the road or turn back, rather than the feared Scourge of Europe.

"Uh, someone trying to compensate for the EMT shortage by preventing alcohol poisoning?"