I've never read X-Files fanfiction, but I will have to take your word for it.

[ and well, x-files in general fits the bill. it's crazy and out there, except it's true, or they wouldn't be standing here. she could pinch him and this would all be a dream.

... don't pinch derek hale, elena. ] But yes, I do realize how it sounds. I just promise it's also the truth.