Lois Lane crashed through the rift, which turned into a door, and then turned into a cruise ship. If it weren't for the fact that she had Chicago to contend with earlier, she might have been a little more confused. For right now, she's just rolling with the punches. She hasn't lost her clothes (being a shapeshifter is complicated), lost her mind, or lost her lunch yet, so she's considering this a somewhat win.
Somewhat, because what she did lose is someone rather important. Aren't guardians supposed to be glued to the hips of their ward in times like this? Granted, Maxwell hasn't exactly been the most proactive guardian, but all the same, she does think this is a bit Odd.
Which is why she could upon a guy in a spandex suit, looking like he's being very frustrated with their door, she can't help but think that this is some kind of odd gift for her from the rift because if this is in fact Maxwell, she's never going to let him hear the end of it.
Ever.
"Please tell me you are not a quiet, bookish guardian with impressive taste in coffee." Coffee, in fact, happens to be the only thing they agree on. "Because if you are, we're really going to have to have a conversation about you and spandex."
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Somewhat, because what she did lose is someone rather important. Aren't guardians supposed to be glued to the hips of their ward in times like this? Granted, Maxwell hasn't exactly been the most proactive guardian, but all the same, she does think this is a bit Odd.
Which is why she could upon a guy in a spandex suit, looking like he's being very frustrated with their door, she can't help but think that this is some kind of odd gift for her from the rift because if this is in fact Maxwell, she's never going to let him hear the end of it.
Ever.
"Please tell me you are not a quiet, bookish guardian with impressive taste in coffee." Coffee, in fact, happens to be the only thing they agree on. "Because if you are, we're really going to have to have a conversation about you and spandex."