[ good call, mako-chan. probably not a good idea to shake hands with a vampire slayer who doesn't yet have a handle on her spider-sense when you're all senshi-ified. no clue how that would even go over -- but let's not ask joss. let's just make shit up, because our headcanon > whatever joss thinks he's doing these days. ]

Charlotte. Menotti. Charlotte Menotti. Your name sounds really Japanese.

[ ...which is probably a seriously rude thing to say. especially since a few hours worth of toonami on saturday nights probably doesn't constitute as having japan knowledge of any kind. ]

Mine's Italian. Very Italian. Menotti — sounds like a pasta brand, and my hair looks like tomato sauce. I'm, like, some sort of special at Olive Garden.